Stop chewing!
By Yoko on Friday 9 May 2008, 10:50 - All and anything - Permalink

I’m sitting in the metro. A woman just came in and sat in front of me. As I was lost in my book, I didn’t saw her face at start.
I saw first her feet
which they are really cute, she got painted toes nails and she wears really
nice stilettos.
You know, most of the time, when a woman crosses another woman who looks good,
the competition start. She starts to inspect all, in a kind of the “error of
taste” hunt, also to maybe steal some ideas.
Then, I began my inspection.
My glance goes up slowly. Nice legs, classic skirt just short enough, on her
lap, a designer shopping bag. Awww, good taste, I wonder what she bought
there.
My curiosity grew! Nice shirt too. I started being upset. Is she
perfect?
And then I saw her
face.
Is she pretty or not, I really don’t know.
She chewed conscientiously a maxi giga mega bubble gum or 20 of them. Her mouth
an her cheeks are making weird moving shapes. She looks like a freak!!!
My guess is she was training for a doubles contest and she wanted to look like
Elephant Man.
Oh My, what a contrast between her general look and her bubble gum face, and
she was doing that opening her mouth.
Sometimes there are things that I can’t understand.
Girls, and guys too, you may chewing, there is no problem with that. But please… keep you femininity and your dignity.

Comments
One point my love missed when your done, please put it in the trash, Nothing is worse than gum on the shoe, thats now in the car, in the house.
