I’m sitting in the metro. A woman just came in and sat in front of me. As I was lost in my book, I didn’t saw her face at start.

I saw first her feet which they are really cute, she got painted toes nails and she wears really nice stilettos.

You know, most of the time, when a woman crosses another woman who looks good, the competition start. She starts to inspect all, in a kind of the “error of taste” hunt, also to maybe steal some ideas.

Then, I began my inspection.

My glance goes up slowly. Nice legs, classic skirt just short enough, on her lap, a designer shopping bag. Awww, good taste, I wonder what she bought there.

My curiosity grew! Nice shirt too. I started being upset. Is she perfect?

And then I saw her face.

Is she pretty or not, I really don’t know.

She chewed conscientiously a maxi giga mega bubble gum or 20 of them. Her mouth an her cheeks are making weird moving shapes. She looks like a freak!!!
My guess is she was training for a doubles contest and she wanted to look like Elephant Man.

Oh My, what a contrast between her general look and her bubble gum face, and she was doing that opening her mouth.

Sometimes there are things that I can’t understand.

Girls, and guys too, you may chewing, there is no problem with that. But please… keep you femininity and your dignity.